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On the Roadrunner

Posted on November 17, 2021February 21, 2022 by John Branning

A bird known for its speed took a most unusual trip.

Posted in Rhyme, UncategorizedTagged bird, Las Vegas, Maine, roadrunner, stowaway, trip, vanLeave a comment

Shower the People

Posted on September 6, 2021September 24, 2021 by John Branning

Celebrities, and others, claim a fundamental hygiene task is optional.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged bath, bathe, cleanliness, hygiene, odor, showerLeave a comment

Fowl Play

Posted on August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 by John Branning

A touch of whimsy mysteriously appeared off the coast of Maine.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Belfast, ducky, giant, harbor, joy, Maine, rubber duckLeave a comment

Not to Scale

Posted on July 13, 2021 by John Branning

Releasing a common household pet into the wild is wreaking havoc in waterways.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged goldfish, lake, pet, pond, septic, sewer, toilet, water, waterwayLeave a comment

Chip Chip Delay!

Posted on July 8, 2021 by John Branning

A dearth of microprocessors has led to a surge in price increases for automobiles.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged auto, car, chip, computer, increase, price, processor, semiconductor, shortageLeave a comment

Getting Over the Humpback

Posted on June 16, 2021 by John Branning

A commercial fisherman survived an Old Testament experience.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Cape Cod, fish, Jonah, lobster, Provincetown, survivor, swallowed, whaleLeave a comment

Cordon-Blew a Fuse

Posted on June 3, 2021 by John Branning

The preparation of a signature meal can now be handled by an automaton.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged automated, chef, cooking, kitchen, paella, robotLeave a comment

Slip ‘Em a Mickey (Mouse)

Posted on May 28, 2021May 30, 2021 by John Branning

An overabundance of a tiny critter leads to a huge problem.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Australia, crops, farm, farmer, mice, mouse, New South Wales, rodent, three blindLeave a comment

Special Saucer

Posted on May 22, 2021May 23, 2021 by John Branning

The truth may be out there – depending upon what a pending government analysis has to say.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged alien, extraterrestrial, flying saucer, outer space, UAP, UFOLeave a comment

Wince Cycle

Posted on May 15, 2021May 14, 2021 by John Branning

Sometimes, money laundering isn't a euphemism.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged California, laundry, lost, lottery, lotto, Mega Millions, wash, washingLeave a comment

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