J’Acuzzi…!

A rolling spa popular with tourists may be guilty of disregarding safety protocols.

A hot tub is balm for a battered physique;
relax and direct all the jets at sore muscles.
When spirit is sagging, and body is weak,
such respite’s relief from life’s workaday bustle.

But go for a ride in a hot tub on wheels,
with strangers, while towed on a trailer through Nashville?
That kind of adventure promotes all the feels;
romance perhaps blooms, but more likely – a rash will.

The city says this breaches statutes vehicular;
health code infractions have also brought troubles.
The risk to one’s lady parts, or region testicular,
suggests champagne’s safer when savoring bubbles.

“J’Acuzzi…!” — as read by the author.

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