Nude Breach

Some scantily-clad hikers risked more than just getting sunburned.

Two Australian men, sunbathing naked,
got completely lost; they didn’t fake it –
found astray on a beach.
And the odds are good each
of these fellows was intoxicated.

These scamps went outside, though amid the
Covid lockdown in place there in Sydney.
They should not have left home,
but their Y chromosomes
meant for statutes they didn’t care diddly.

Hiking naked, for some, is erotic –
but in this case, just plain idiotic.
They were fined for this prank,
and their testicles shrank
as the cops squashed their trespass rhapsodic.