A new study provides quite a “teat” for dairy lovers.
Full-fat dairy, you may be surprised,
may not be so bad for your hips and your thighs.
A new study brings news some may find spectacular:
butter and cheese? Less risk, cardiovascular.
Dairy consumption, as learned from this research,
restores reputation to something long besmirched.
Drinking whole milk may help stave off a stroke.
Three daily servings (I swear – not a joke).
Word of this outcome upends current guidelines;
sales of skim milk are now sure to be sidelined.
When I heard this news, I let out a scream:
throw out that kale, and bring on the ice cream!
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