An American institution (who comes from Canada) considers several changes.
Alex Trebek has returned with new facial hair.
Jeopardy! fans expressed shock once all made aware.
Program contestants can win glory — plus cash —
But not for the question, “Why beard, and not mustache?”
Alex is known for his sly self-effacement.
Now there are rumors about his replacement.
When Alex took over, some hawing and hemming —
Does anyone these days remember Art Fleming?
So while we get used to our host’s brand-new beard,
Eventually he will retire, as we feared.
Replacement names being considered seem lame, so most
Likely I won’t tune in to watch the new game show host.
